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BIO / NEWS PAGE
And now we give you.... US:
REV FATHER IAN
Deadlynightshade668@yahoo.com
Narrated By: Rev Brian Mounce
Birth Date: 9/21/70
Place of Birth: Daytona Beach, Florida
Loves: Kitties, Puppies, Fuzzy Friendies, Musik, Smoking (tobacco you fucking hippies), Chewin (food you fucking rednecks), Himself, Smelling good, Shoes, Hair Chandeliers, Ghetto Goth Talk (i.e. FiZelds of The Nizephilim, (DARKSIIIIDE!), Make up, Mullets, Brian... and other stuff not mentioned
Hates: Drunk-assed Poser Ho's, Anything without hair (snakes, lizards, frogs), Ripped pants, Fucking Hippies, Depress-o Goths, you, Poser Goth Metal, Punk Rockers, Shampires, Mullets, Cheap thick nail polish, Boy stuff (Football any sports Not knowing how to shop etc..) and last but definitely not least... the beloved Clown.
Famous Quote: "killyermotherihateyou"
Short Funny Story That Involved Us: When Ian and I first met, we were driving down Grand St in Carbondale Illinois right in front of the dorms... we had earlier had a conversation about how people love to yell shit at us or honk their horns at us when they drive by... they more often than not yell something as Uber Creative as FREAK... or the infamous and yet not run out FAG... well as we drove by a group of frat boys... Ian proceeded to roll down my car window, stick half of his body out of it (the front half) and yell "NORMAL!!!!!!!"
I knew I was in for some fun after that...
Rev Brian Mounce
camilla_hell@yahoo.com
Narrated By: Rev Father Ian
Birth Date: 12 / 26 / 78
Place of Birth: Some Craptastic suburb of Chicago
Loves: Sweet Teats, Friendies, Art, Smokey treats, Make up, SPICY ass food, Chinese Chewies ( Chewies = food), Pubonics (Body hair is icky), midgets jousting on fat chicks, Tards ( I'm a Cowboy baaaaabeee), Games, Animation, Gannon The Whirling Menace, Mullets, and lots of other stuff.....
Hates: Swaggy Teats, Punk rockers, 14 minute songs, Otho (And the dumbassed soroity bitches that call him that), Butt stuff (Buttsex, Holes, Hair, Juice, etc...),Yellow, Pikachu, Fan Boys (Ohhhhhh Reeeeeaaaaallllly!!!!), The Doo Doo Brown song, Dumb ass roughriders, Mullets, Boys (See above reasons), and lots of secret stuff......
Famous Quote: Suck my nuts bitch fuck you
Short Funny Story That Involved Us: We were sitting in Longbranch coffee shop In Carbondale IL enjoying a nice cup of coffee. When this Retarded guy in a cowboy hat starts ranting loudly, about some nonsense no one could understand.I am facing this guy trying not to make eye contact when Brian exclaims (in his best Retarded guy voice) I'm a Cowboy Baaaaaaabeeeeee!!!!!!! I had to go to the bathroom to keep from shooting coffee out my nose and laughing in this poor guys face.............
NEWS
Ian is moving to Florida as soon as he gets his Income tax check...
Brian will be joining him In August....
We are going to become beauticians because there are so many needy ugly people...
Fuck Southern Illinois Drunk Dumbass Roughriders we are taking our ball and leaving....